The Lonely Island Yolo (ver 2) chords

Yolo (ver 2) by The Lonely Island

*I know the other version has a 5 star rating but if you
  take a moment to look at my version you will see it 
  is MUCH more correct with Significant Differences. 

*This is how the verse chords should be played(not this exact timing but the basic idea)
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-----3-3-------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|3-3--3-3---5/7---5-5--5/7---5-5--------------------------------------------|
A|3-3--1-1---3/5---5-5--3/5---5-5--------------------------------------------|
E|1-1--------------3-3--------3-3--------------------------------------------|
  F5   Bb5  C5 D5  G5  C5 D5  G5
 / = slide up

{Intro}
F5                 Bb5

C5 D5      G5     C5 D5      G5  

F5                 Bb5
YOLO, you only live once.
    C5 D5   G5 C5 D5      G5  
The battle cry of a generation.
F5                      Bb5
This life is a precious gift.
  C5 D5           G5       C5 D5           G5  
So don't get too crazy, It's not worth the risk.

{Chorus w/Adam Levine}
F                               Bb               Dm
You know that we are still young, so don't be dumb
                   Bb
Don't trust anyone, 'cause you'll only live once.

{Verse 1}
F              Bb
 Uh, you only live once that's the motto, 
C5 D5        G5        C5 D5      G5  
 so take a chill pill ease up the throttle.
      F                            Bb
Never go to loud clubs 'cause it's bad for your ears,
C5 D5     G5            C5 D5             G5  
your friends will all be sorry when they can't hear.
              F                               Bb
And stay the hell away from drugs 'cause they not legal,
     C5 D5          G5         C5 D5          G5  
then bury all your money in the backyard like a beagle.
                  F                               Bb
'cause you should never trust a bank they've been known to fail,
C5 D5                G5     C5 D5          G5  
and never travel by car or bus, water, by rail.
            F                       Bb
And don't travel by plane and don't travel at all,
C5 D5          G5               C5 D5      G5  
build a bomb shelter basement with titanium wall.
            F                     Bb
And wear titanium suits in case pianos fall on 'ya,
C5 D5            G5               C5 D5              G5  
and never go to saunas 'cause they're crawling with piranhas.
     F                           Bb
And never take the stairs 'cause they're often unsafe,
C5 D5          G5          C5 D5      G5  
you only live once, don't let it go to waste.

{Chorus 2}
F                               Bb                     Dm
You know that we are still young, so hold on from the fun
                              Bb
Cook your meat 'till it's done, 'cause you'll only live once.

{Verse 2}
F                  Bb
 Yeah, and here’s another piece of advice:
C5 D5           G5          C5 D5                   G5  
Stay away from kids cause their hair is filled with mad lice.
F                            Bb
There’s no such thing as too much Purell.
         C5 D5     G5     C5 D5        G5  
This a cautionary tale, word to George Orwell.
         F                Bb
So don’t 1980 force any plugs into sockets.
C5 D5            G5        C5 D5      G5  
Always wear a chastity belt and triple lock it.
      F                      Bb
Then hire a taster make him check your food for poison.
       C5 D5            G5     C5 D5        G5  
And if you think your mailman is a spy then destroy him.
     F                          Bb
No blankets or pajamas they can choke you in your sleep.
C5 D5                G5 {Mute}
Two words about furniture: killing machines.
           F                     Bb
Board your windows up the sun is bad for your health.
     C5 D5          G5              C5 D5            G5  
And always wear a straight jacket so your safe from yourself.

{Verse 3 w/Kendrick Lamar}
        F
Uh huh, Take no chances (no chances)
Bb
Stop freelancing’ (right now)
C5 D5           G5           C5 D5        G5  
Invest in your future, don’t dilute your finances (uh huh)
F           Bb
401K, make sure it’s low risk
C5 D5         G5           C5 D5      G5  
Then get some real estate (how much?) 4.2%
F
Thirty year mortgage,
Bb
that’s important, that’s a great deal
C5 D5             G5             C5 D5             G5  
And if you can’t afford it, don’t forge it on your last bill
F                             Bb
Renting is for suckers right now. A dependable savings,
C5 D5        G5 {Mute}    
And you’ll retire with money in your account. Beast!

{Verse 4/Pre Chorus}
F         Bb
YOLO, say no no.
C5 D5     G5          C5 D5      G5  
Isolate yourself and just roll 
F             Bb
Solo, be care-folo
  C5 D5         G5      C5 D5        G5  
You oughta look out also stands for YOLO.

{Chorus 3}
F                               Bb                             Dm
You know that we are still young. Burn the prints off your thumbs
                       Bb
Then pull out all your teeth, so you can’t bite your tongue.

{Outro)
F
Only on this earth for a short time, time
   Bb                                            Dm
So don’t go outside, cause you don’t want to die, die.
                             Bb                          F
Just take our advice and hide and scream YOLO to the sky.
{Mute}
You oughta look out.