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Story Of My Life by Shrek The Musical

Gm    E/A    Am

Pinocchio:
(Speaking):
Am          E7sus4/B    E7
Life is disappointing
Am            E7sus4/B
Woe is what I know

(Singing):
C7              F D7                     Gm
Outed by my nose, that’s just how it goes
E7                      A
  For poor Pinocchio!
Bm          F#m   Bm               F#m
Story of my life, always doomed to fail,
A7           D
Cheated by a fox, 
C#7            F#m
Swallowed by a whale.
D           E7               A  C#7/G# F#7
 That’s the story of my life,    oh    yeah
D           E7               D7    A
 That’s the story of my life.


Elf:
(Yelling):
Am              E7sus4/B    E7
Strife is never ending


Peter Pan:
Am
Banished!
         E7sus4/B    E7
From the town


Ugly Duckling:
C7                       Fm
They dragged my from the pond


Godmother:
    D7             Gm
The broke my magic wand


Three Little Pigs:
E7                              F#7  Eadd2/G#  Am6  F#7/A#
  They blew our condos down!


Wicked Witch:
Bm             F#7sus4/C#    F#7
Life, is but a witch hunt


Mama Bear:
Bm                      F#7sus4/C#    F#7
Mamas in the mud, Mamas in distress


Gnome:
     D7           Gm
They ridiculed my hat


Pigs:
    E7                Am
Zey said zat vee vere fat!


Wolf:
     F#7
They tore my cott’n granny dress
                                     B7  Aadd2/C#  Dm6  B7/D#
And called me a hot ‘n tranny mess


All:
Bm          F#m   Bm              F#m
Story of my life, booted from the ball
A7         D
Told to go away


Humpty Dumpty:
C#7           F#m
Toppled off a wall


All:
D           E7                 A  F#7
 That’s the story of my life


Rabbit:
D           Esus4              A  C#7
 That’s the story of my life


All:
D           E               D7  A
 That’s the story of my life


(Musical interlude where their “living spaces” are assigned)
Cm/G  Ddim/G  Cm/G  Ddim/G  G7
C#m   G#7

All:
C#m                        F#m  C#7/G# F#m
I always dreamed I’d get a hap - py    ending


Witch:
C#7                  F#m            F#7
And this right here, not how it goes!


All:
Eb7                         Abm Ebm/G Abm/Cb  Abm
I always dreamed I’d get an ev - er   aft - er,
Eb7                     Abm
 If this is it, it blows!
        Gb7
It blows!
        B
It blows!


Pinocchio:
(Yelling):
This is worse than that case of Dutch Elm disease I caught in Tijuana!

Aadd2/C#   Dm6    B7/D#   B7   Aadd2/C#   Dm6   B7/D#

All:
Cm          Gm    Cm             Gm
Story of my life, all the wasted prayers
Fm7     Bb7    Ebmaj7  A7
All the broken dreams,


Three Bears:
D7             Gm
All the broken chairs


All:
G7             Cm
All the damage done


Bears:
A              Dm
All the busted beds


All:
B7                Em
All the shattered bowls


Bears:
D7                      G
And the porridge on our heads


All:
Eb          F7               Bb D7/A G7
 That’s the story of my life,   yes  sir
Eb          F7
 That’s the story of my life
Bb Fm6/Ab G7
    Oy    Vey!
Cm7           F7          Gm  Ebm  Gm  Ebm  Bb
   That’s the story of my                   life!


Pinocchio:
Crap!