Mules Are So Half Ass by Hank Green
The mink lost her furry scarf, she said it was stolen.
The shoe salesman wanted to help, cause he had so much soul.
But then his whole left side fell off, but he's all right now.
And the pregnant heifer saw it happen: yeah, she had a cow
And the CO2 delivery guy always gives me gas.
And I really hate mules, cause they're so half-ass.
Yeah, I really hate mules, cause they're so half-ass.
That bike can't stand up by itself: it says it's too tired.
And the human cannonball was late for work and he got fired.
And if your pants are too big, you'll get exposed in the end.
And if you crash your fancy car, you'll see how a Mercedes bends.
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