You Should Consider Having Sex With A Bearded Man by Beards
You Should Consider Having Sex With A Bearded Man lyrics
You catch his eye, from across the room you catch his eye
You think �oh my, he�s got quite the beard, oh my�
And now you want to but you can�t look away
His beard is black and bushy with a hint of grey
And now you find yourself walking his way
Hey hey
You should consider having sex with a bearded man
You�re getting these feelings that you can�t understand
(Sex with a bearded man)
You think you can�t but you can
Don�t try to fight, just get freaky with a beard tonight
Don�t be scared, his beard is soft to the touch, don�t be scared
You get some hair, in your mouth when you kiss him you get some hair
You�ve never been with a man like him before
But each time you look at that beard, you want it more
And now he�s asking you, �my place or yours?�
Good lord
You are about to have sex with a bearded man
He rubs his bristles on your mammary glands
(Sex with a bearded man)
This wasn�t part of the plan
Don�t try to fight, just get freaky with a beard tonight
And now you grab him by his facial hair
He�s got some food stuck in his beard but you don�t care
You say �rub that beard on me everywhere�
Oh yeah
Now it appears you�re having sex with a bearded man
His sweaty beard is drips like a watering can
(Sex with a bearded man)
Just take your life in your hands, and ride that bearded man
And he�ll leave you with a glint in your eye
A bit of loose beard hair on your bedside
And some pash-rash between your thighs, oh my
Congratulations you�ve had sex with a bearded man
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