Nerd by Beefy
Nerd lyrics
It�s not hard to see that I�m not cool.
Not too many friends when I was in school.
So I sat all alone and I learned how to rap,
And I became a smart-aleck, started talking crap.
Never really concerned with popularity
Because I was in a basement rolling 20-d
Throwing down dagger damage with my trusty 4-sider
I wrote fanfics and called myself a writer.
The only one who still thinks I�m awesome.
The only adult still yelling, �Awesome Possum!�
A couple of my friends have owned a ferret
You might have muscles but I�m not scared yet.
You might have ladies. Ok, I�ll concede
That I�d give up Coca~Cola if I could get a lady.
I don�t have low self-esteem, it�s only a word.
So stand up and be proud if your ass is a nerd.
Chorus (x2)
I�m a nerd.
There�s nothing I can do about it.
I�m a nerd.
I roleplay and I brag about it.
I�m a nerd.
On the net till 5 am.
I�m a nerd. I�m a nerd. I�m a nerd.
But that�s who I am.
I never listened to what my gym teacher said,
So instead I play WoW with my level 20 Undead.
I doodle all day and I can�t concentrate
So much so that my fat ass almost didn�t graduate.
For clarification I�m a nerd. Not a geek.
Geeks get good grades. I get in trouble when I speak.
Geeks get excited about a science fieldtrip.
Nerds don�t really care because my people skip.
We act superior but we still watch cartoons.
Laughing our asses off yelling out, �Hesh Rules!�
With my pack of friends Saturday is Nerd Night.
Playing GURPS so long I challenge Hank to a knife fight.
Playing table top games, and CCGs (Collectable Card Games)
And then at one we take a break and head for Mickey Ds
Playing pirated movies and stolen CDs.
Internet celebrity homes, I do what I please.
Chorus x2
I step on the dance floor but I won�t move.
All I do is bob my head when I�m feeling the groove.
Calculator in my pocket and there�s one on my wrist
I got this sexy nerd flavor that you can�t resist.
Man, don�t forget, I got this magic ring
That does +5 fire damage. That�s some powerful bling.
Out nerd me? Don�t try. I�ll tell you why
Cause I can quote every single line from Family Guy.
I got all this caffeine coursing though my veins.
Catch me on E-Bay bidding on Gene Roddenberry�s brains.
I keep telling people I�m not that Numa Numa kid.
But I�m just pissed because he did it before I did.
Mixing up white Russians cause I wanna be The Dude.
I�m not a shut in, I�m just misunderstood.
Pixilated nudes got me feeling good.
I�m a nerd mo fo. Rude, brash, and crude.
Chorus x4
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