Golf Brooks Senior Moments chords

Senior Moments by Golf Brooks

SENIOR MOMENTS (Golf Brooks)


G                                   C
It starts out with a look of wonder written on my face
D                               G
Followed by a fear of something being out of place
                                  C     
But searching as I look around for something I can’t find
     A                            D
And I wonder just what it was that ever crossed my mind.
        
Chorus
      C              G
Senior moments, brain farts
 D                             G
I try hard to remember, but the process never starts
    C                            G              Em
Yes, staring into space for me is usually how it starts
      C        D     G  
Senior moment’s brain farts

G                                         C
Well, I was standing in the kitchen; I had opened up the fridge
   D                                    G
And I stood there for the longest moment wondering why I did
                                        C
I couldn’t think of one good reason so I finally shut the door
     A                             D
And I wondered what I put in there… Did I want some more?

Chorus
      C              G
Senior moments, brain farts
 D                             G
I try hard to remember, but the process never starts

       C                                 G               Em
Yeah it could have been some ice cream or those blueberry tarts
      C        D     G
Senior moments, brain farts

G    
Well it happened at a Wal-Mart store
 C
I can’t remember where or when
     D                                   G
But I stood there like a zombie wondering why I just walked in 
                            C
The greeter said “Hello sir, what would you like to see?”
     A                            D
But I had a senior moment and they tried to hire me!


Chorus
      C              G
Senior moments, brain farts
 D                             G
I try hard to remember, but the process never starts
C                                   G                Em
I guess I looked bewildered standing there amount the carts
      C        D     G
Senior moments, brain farts

G                          C
So I told my Doctor that my short memory cells were on the blink
     D                                    G
And I asked him “Could he fix it?” he said “Maybe let me think.”
                                              C
Then he asked me how long I’d had this problem was it old or new
  A                            D
I looked at him and said, “What problem?” and “Who are you?”


Chorus
      C              G
Senior moments, brain farts
 D                            G
I try hard to remember but the process never starts
 C                               D                     Em
I get ‘em by the dozen, Doc, some times they’re off the charts
      C        D     G
Senior moments, brain farts

G                                 C
So I stopped in at the pharmacy to look for something new
   D                                                G
And try to fix this memory thing and my E.D. oproblem too
                                 C
But I got my Rogaine pills and my Viagra mixed up back at home
     A                                           D
I had hair growing in real thick but Lord, it was way too stiff to comb.

Chorus
      C              G
Senior moments, brain farts
 D                            G
I try hard to remember but the process never starts 
    C                               D           Em
Yeah mixing up those medicines ain’t really very smart
      C        D     G
Senior moments, brain farts