All Of The Pants Songs by Five Iron Frenzy
These Are Not My Pants (The Rock Opera)
Aieee....I love my pantalones
They fit me oh so tight
They make me smile with delight
Do you.....like Five Iron Frenzy
Singing about their pants
It's kind of silly rings of romance
Thank you for this little listen
(Track 10 - Easy Listening)
I'll never forget when I saw you standin' there wearin' pants
You were all alone
And I thought to myself
"Man I wish I had those pants!"
But the problem was
Those wearn't my pants
I dunno whose pants they are
But I want 'em
I only know that I want 'em
So why don't you come over here
And rock baby
Oh hold on to me tight
And keep wearin' them pants
Cause I love you....
(Track 11 - Country/Western)
These are not my pants
I don know whose they are
They smell a lot like Bobby's
Cause he likes to fart
These are not my pants
How did they get here?
And I'm fillin up with fear
Cause these are not my pants
Thank you, I'll be at the grand ol' opry tonite
(Track 12 - Rock Pants)
WWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
These are not my pants
Whose pants are these anyways?
These are not my pants
Whose pants are these anyways?
Are these Bobby's, or Timmy's, or Billy's pants, no NOOOO!!!!!
These are not my pants
WOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!
BBBLLLLAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!
GAAAAHHHHH!!!
Are you listening to what I say?
Track 13 - Sorta Rap Pants)
Pants
Don't a look at my pants now
I got my pants on
An' I'm chillin
But they aren't my pants
These are not my pants
That's what I gotta say
I ain't wearin' no pants
I got Billy, Bobby, Jerry, Filly, Illy, Ooh, Chilly, mmmm pants
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