Something Corporate If You C Jordan Acoustic chords

If You C Jordan Acoustic by Something Corporate

iF yoU C Jordan (Acoustic)
Something Corporate
Leaving Through The Window (2002)

Capo on 1st, all chords relative to capo.
I use barre chords for the verse and open chords for the chorus. 

Intro: 
G     Bm     D     F  Em  ( x2 )

Verse:
G           Bm             D       
I have a story, a bitter anthem
    F    Em
For everyone to hear
G          Bm                 D 
About this kid who just don't like me
    F        Em
And that's a solid fact
G                 Bm          D        
They say he's hunting me, and as you see
    F           Em
I'm all swelled up with fear
G (pm)             Bm (pm)    D (pm)
Cause' I can't get him off my back
   F   Em
If you see 

Chorus:
G          Bm      F
Jordan, if you see Jordan
   C       
He makes me 
G        Bm       F  
Sick, he makes me sick
C
High school's
G     Bm            F      C
Over, high school's over
        G      Bm    F    C
And you still won't quit

(Repeat Intro x1)

Verse:
G               Bm           D
You tried to fight me down at Tyler's beach
    F     Em
And man I think that's great
G              Bm            D
You nearly cried and said to yell at you 
       F     Em
Like I do at all the girls
G              Bm                      D   
You drove home real quick, did you make it 
   F       Em
In time to masturbate?
G (pm)          Bm (pm)       D (pm)
There's one too many of you in this world
   F   Em
If you see 

Chorus:
G          Bm      F
Jordan, if you see Jordan
   C       
He makes me 
G        Bm       F  
Sick, he makes me sick
C
High school's
G     Bm            F      C
Over, high school's over
        G      Bm    F   
And you still won't quit

(Repeat Intro x 3)

Verse:
G            Bm                 D 
You say it's chivalry, well it's jealousy that
F      Em 
Led us to this song
G             Bm                  D     
Won't play it often, just at least until
           F  Em
You're gone 
G                Bm                   D
You'll stop at nothing but the real thing and everything 
F     Em
Up to that's pretend 
G (pm)       Bm (pm)       D (pm)
You tried to brainwash all my friends
   F   Em
If you see

Chorus:
G          Bm      F
Jordan, if you see Jordan
   C       
He makes me 
G        Bm       F  
Sick, he makes me sick
C
High school's
G     Bm            F      C
Over, high school's over
        G      Bm    F    
And you still won't quit

Fuck you

Outro:
G       Bm       F
Jordan, fuck you Jordan
   C
You made me 
G        Bm       F
Sick, you made me sick
C
High school's 
G     Bm            F      C
Over, high school's over
           G                 Bm
I don't care if you dye your hair
              F                    C
You'll always be a little red-head bitch!

Repeat Intro x 4