Bargain Music Hell No lyrics

Hell No by Bargain Music

Hell No lyrics

I was driving east from reno 
Know that I was denver bound 
So I stopped off in selena 
Wanted to take a look around 
I had zachary sitting next to me in the driver seat 
Said damn this world is beat 
Pull off here 
He said no man this place here looks sketchy 

This place was cool it was called cheetahs 
They had bushnells they had brauts 
Served me nachos with velveeta 
How can I tell you man I was shocked 
Give a little stretch and turned to survey around the room 
Hey bartender how about round three haha 
This ones on me 

I had to adjust my eyes in the dim light 
And I turned to my surprise this straight redneck looking girl said 
Hey man do you mind if I sit here 
Well I said hell no take off a load 
She had blue jeans cut so damn low 
Zach said hey she's yours josho 
I said darling how long have you lived here 
Ah shucks 

When I looked across the bar 
Seen fellas not feeling so right 
Figured she probably slept with most guys in this dive 
That don't matter it's just one night 
Then I said whoa when she asked me to dance 
And she smiled so devishly 
I only said yes cause the jukebox was playing Hank Green 

We were moving for a little bit 
The next song was sung by travis tritt 
And I said shit man alright that's it 
It's time for another drink 
What do you think darling 
Sure 
Alright 
Serve em up son 

Well the night was getting spendy 
Already 75 dollars deep 
She said excuse me baby I gotta go to the restroom 
I'll meet you back at the bar 
And I thought well shit man I gotta go to 
But I didn't know she wasn't a lady 
I didn't know she was a man 
I didn't know until she was standing just like I was in the can 
But I should have known 
Hey dog 
Ya beto 
Lets roll