Jesus On The Windshield by Tiger Lillies
Jesus On The Windshield lyrics
It goes to show what�s most despised
May well someday be highly prized.
One afternoon in �45
Sniggles were about to go for a ride.
�Omletta, get in the back seat�,
Said Uncle to his little niece,
�But on the windshield is Jesus�.
�Omletta, don�t be ridiculous.�
But neither sponge or razor blade
Any effect on windshield made.
Her mother Mildred she asked why
When Father Slackjaw chanced pass by.
�Look at Jesus�, said the little girl,
The priest said �it�s a miracle�.
The papers the priest did call
Set windshield up in parish hall,
The crowds grew larger, how they queued.
Miracle cures they had them too,
Postcards, T-shirts, plates and cups,
The sales figures went up and up.
The Sniggles built a house and smiled,
Carpeted it in shaggy pile,
But sadly Omletta she did die,
But she will soon be canonized.
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