The Christmas Can-can by Straight No Chaser
The Christmas Can-can lyrics
Ooh, ooh, ooh,ooh, Ooh,
ooh, ooh, ooh,ah, ah,ah, Ooh, ooh, ooh,
ooh.
Christmas, Christmas time is
here,
and Christmas songs you love to hear.
Thoughts of joy and hope and cheer,
but mostly shopping, shopping,
SHOPPING!
Christmas, Christmas time is here,
the sleigh bells and the red nosed deer.
Songs and songs we love to hear
all played a thousand times each year
Heard this same song 20 times and it's
only Halloween (Joy to the World)
It's not even cold outside (deck the halls
with boughs of holly)
Christmas, Christmas time is here, and
Christmas songs you love to hear
(Hark the herald angels sing joy to)
thoughts of joy and hope and cheer, but
mostly shopping, shopping, shopping
Christmas season, starting sooner every
year
It's October, stores with plastic
Christmas trees
Ransack the mall, shop until you lose
your mind
Spike the eggnog, sit back and watch
Rudolf, Frosty, Tiny Tim, and Scrooge, the
Grinch, or Charlie Brown
It's time! (hey)
It's time to do the Christmas can-can
if you can't, can't dance well that's ok
(not going to do the kick line)
All you need is a tree, some lights about
a thousand presents
wrap them up and pray for snow (ho)
Run to your closet find your Christmas
sweaters screaming carols all the way
(fa-la-la-la-la-la-la)
Maine all the way to California it's the
Christmas can-can Halloween to
Christmas day
It's the most wonderful time of year
we're running mad with Christmas cheer
hey what's troubling you my friend?
It's not fair if your Jewish, Jewish (not fair
if your Jewish, Jewish)
Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel I made it out of
clay
You realize that Christmas ain't the only
holiday
Hey he's right who made these laws
Look! Wait! Here comes Santa Claus,
Santa Claus, Santa Claus, Santa Claus,
Santa Claus (Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa,
Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa)
Hey Santa do the can-can help them if
you can-can join in the parade
(I'm gonna go grab some Chinese food)
All you need is a tree, some lights about
a thousand presents
wrap them up and pray for snow (HO!)
Run to your closet find your Christmas
sweaters screaming carols all the way
(fa-la-la-la-la-la-la)
France all the way to Indiana it's the
Christmas can-can that's the end
Wait for our ending
We should share this holiday
Hava Nagila, Happy Hanukkah to you, a
happy Hanukkah to you, a happy Hanukkah
to you
A merry Christmas, Hanukkah and also
Kwanzaa. Merry
Christmas, happy Hanukkah, and mer-ry
Kwan-zaa too
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