I Kicked A Shark In The Face by Midnight Beast
I Kicked A Shark In The Face lyrics
The Midnight Beast!
We�re the greatest unsigned gimmick rap band from south west
London
We�re not unsigned because we�re shit, we�re unsigned because
corporation sucks
And because we�re shit
Shut up Ash
Mum, your little boys flown from the nest
Moved in with his best boyfriends
We�re the best
To a very big mansion of a crib
No more nappies, no more bibs
What?
Nothing
Errr, We got our own fridge
The wide worlds very, very mean
But mum, I can handle myself you�ll soon see!
Just the other day I was walking, felt a tap on my shoulder
There�s a shark standing there and he looks much older
He�s like �RAR RAR RAR�
I turn around and I�m like �What the hell?�
He looks back at me, he�s like �RAR RAR RAR�
I look at him and I�m like �What the hell? W- w-w-what the hell?�
Then I kicked the shark in the face
He kicked the shark in the face
Then I kicked the shark in the face
His face was a total disgrace
Humans are better
You can�t punch me with a flipper
I kicked the shark in the face
He kicked the shark in the face
I�m sitting on my arse playing Xbox games
Then I hear a voice and its calling out my name
I�m like �Yo, what you want mother fucker�
He�s like �Yo, y-y-you mother fucker�
What happened next?
I�m getting to that
Zip up my flies, roll my sleeves, grab a baseball bat
I look left look right but there�s no one around
Then a bear TAP TAP pulls me to the ground
He�s like �RAR RAR RAR�
Then I get up and I�m like �What the fuck?�
He looks back at me, he�s like �RAR RAR RAR�
I�m not even scared I�m like �What the fuck? W-w-w-what the fuck?�
Then I hit the bear in the balls
He hit the bear in the balls
Take one for the team to the balls
Should have protected his balls
Go cry to ya� mamma
A bear couldn�t cook carbonara
I hit the bear in the balls
He hit the bear in the balls
Swim with a school of fish
Hunt with a pack of wolves
The only thing I know is I love animals
We put this bit in the song so the animal lovers don�t come for us
I love animals
We put this bit in the song so the animal lovers don�t come for us
Then I kicked the shark in the face
Humans are winners
We�ll have you legs for dinner
Unless you�re vegetarian
And that�s okay, being a vegetarian is fine with me
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