Nigel (k)rap by Kevin Bloody Wilson
Nigel (k)rap lyrics
Nigel Fuckin� Legend
Nigel was a tribal elder from the Krakatitty tribe,
His name was Nangananga something, but we just called
him Nige
Nigel
Fucking legend
G�day this is Kev�s mate Nigel and I�m here coming at
you though the stolen speakers
O Lord it�s hard to be humble
when your as black as the ace of spades
I can�t wait to look in the mirror
Cos I get black looking each day
In all the years to love me
I must be one hell of a clone
Oh Lord it�s hard to be humble
Cos I�ll own Australia soon
Nigel
Fucking legend
I been every where man
I been every where man
Trouble I�ve had my share man
I�ve been everywhere I�ve been
Meekatharra, Meekatharra, Meekatharra, Meekatharra,
Meekatharra, Meekatharra, Meekatharra, Meekatharra,
Meekatharra, Hospital , Jail, Jail,
Jail, Hospital, Meekatharra, Jail
Hospital, Meekatharra, Jail, Hospital,
I�ve been everywhere
Give me land lots of land
A flag and then a Pub
But don�t lock me up
It�s not fun being a Coon
In a cell with no room
But don�t lock me up
Nigel
Fucking Legend
How many times
Must a coon fall down
Before you call him a cab
All the towns they look the same
When I fell down from the train
And then I made me wash the biggest fattest moorar
Down the road on there unstable
She�s big fat and smelly like a horses stable
But it�s good to touch the green green grass of bong
Now I been wake up and have a look around me
I couldn�t see a fucking thing
Jesus Christ I was pissed
But there was that old oak tree
That�s the one
That�s the one I used to piss on
Nigel
Fucking legend
All my life I�ve been kissing
Your left tit cos your right one�s missing
Come on up here billy sing this one with me mate
Don�t be shy c�mon
Bye bye croc
Bye bye nicotine
Where�s my Vaseline
I think I�m going inside
Bye bye puller
Bye bye
Nigel was a tribal elder from the Krakatitty tribe,
His name was Nangananga something, but we just called
him Nige
Nigel
Fucking legend
Fucking legend
Fucking legend
Fucking legend
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