Jonny Cobbler Take Me On Your Buggy lyrics

Take Me On Your Buggy by Jonny Cobbler

Take Me On Your Buggy lyrics

they be like Shoe 
what 
can you take me on your buggy 
you know why everybody likes muddin 
and all i need is for a lady to come up to me 
you you and you that be ready for muddin
gate a head up front its a country ride
i take you down the trail see some shooting stars 
tonight
and aint no body got a buggy thats as big as 
mine
except for bubba but hes way out over yonder
bubba
i aint from dallas but my hat says i should be
i show my boots off and when i drink i start a 
scootin
i take a big pinch so when i spit you know im 
chewing
they always say ew but its true they want to do 
me
city boys love to hate
so they try to screw me
kuz city girls love it when country boys give it to 
em
i make them wood shine bright when them 
zeenons gloomin
and then a model came up to me and she said this to 
me

take me on your buggy x4
aw that ditch aint nothin x3
it aint nothing to my buggy
take me on your buggy x4
aw that ditch aint nothing x3
it aint nothing to my buggy

covered in mudd 
huh
for the dudes who dont know me
if you aint from the south then  you aint riding on 
my buggy
i ride out in the mud with my country music 
bumpin
the animals are dancing i saw one do that duggie
350 screaming yet and 54's are rollin
quick turn left i just about hit a 
hole damn
someday ill bet i drive my buggy to the floor
and when the rides over they like buggy some 
more
im like cracka kinda tired but i sleep when i croak 
lets go
in the back is a gun rack 
only one chance so you better learn to shoot fast
no deer in these woods, so i had her show me 
her rack

take me on your buggy x4
aw that ditch aint nothin x3
it aint nothing to my buggy
take me on your buggy x4
aw that ditch aint nothing x3
it aint nothing to my buggy

back of the buggy check the cooler is it empty
if it is then its time for us to head home
we on a buggy and i no its getting late
but im thinking about your smile and gettin some 
dome
she brought a friend so i tried to move in but she 
moved away and quickly said no
shes all muddy 
just used me for my buggy
so i change the subject and kicked her off my 
buggy
kuz i dont give a 
what 
plow trees and gettin muddy
and i got a whole squad of country play boy 
bunnies
we goin make em wrestle muddy in the chevy 
truck bed
i asked em to do it naked and they look at me 
funny

you got to show us something 
tan line tramp stamp hotter than an oven
i prefer a buggy over south beach clubbin
and my horny hunter shirt shows just what im 
hunting

take me on your buggy x4
aw that ditch aint nothin x3
it aint nothing to my buggy
take me on your buggy x4
aw that ditch aint nothing x3
it aint nothing to my buggy