Da Yoopers Beer Gut lyrics

Beer Gut by Da Yoopers

Beer Gut lyrics

1. MY UNCLE HAD A BEER GUT  
THAT WEIGHED TWO HUNDRED POUNDS 
HE USED A WHEELBARROW  
TO HAUL IT INTO TOWN 
THEY TREAT HIM LIKE A KING 
WHEN HE WALKS INTO WOODY'S BAR 
HIS BEER GUT PAYS FOR LIGHTS AND HEAT 
AND WOODY'S BRAND NEW CAR 
2. NUDSIE GOT A BEER GUT  
THAT GETS BIGGER EVERY YEAR 
SINCE NUDSIE GAVE UP LIFTING WEIGHTS  
AND STARTING HOISTING BEERS 
HE WAS LYING ON THE BEACH ONE DAY  
THE SUN KEPT GETTING HOTTER 
SOME SAVE THE WHALE FREAKS CAME  
AND DRAGGED HIM BACK INTO THE WATER 

CHORUS: 
BEER GUTS OF AMERICA  
STAND UP IF YOU CAN 
STICK OUT YOUR BIG BEER GUT  
AND HOIST A COOL ONE IN YOUR HAND 
YOUR BEER GUT IS YOUR BUDDY  
ITS A FRIEND WHO'S ALWAYS NEAR 
AND ALL YOU EVER HAVE TO DO  
IS FEED IT LOTS OF BEER 

3. MUNGO DRANK A PONY KEG  
AT DROOPY AHO'S WEDDING 
HIS EYES WENT ROLLING ROUND AND ROUND  
AND THEN HE STARTED SWEATING 
HE TRIPPED ON DUCK AND FUZZ  
'CAUSE THEY WERE PASSED OUT ON THE FLOOR 
HE LANDED ON HIS BEER GUT  
AND HE BOUNCED RIGHT OUT THE DOOR 

4. I TOOK MY DATE INTO THE SAUNA  
AND ON THE BENCH WE SAT 
SHE POINTED AND SHE SAID  
'I NEVER SEEN ONE BIG AS THAT" 
SHE HELD IT AND SHE STROKED IT  
AND SHE TOLD ME WITH A SMILE 
BODY BUILDERS MAKE ME SICK  
BUT BEER GUTS DRIVE ME WILD 

(REPEAT CHORUS)