High School Party (girl) by Bo Burnham
High School Party (girl) lyrics
High School party, senior year
Boys and girls are all sippin� on beer
I like soda, where�s the soda
Am I the only fucking person here that likes soda
I see you from across the crowd
I said the party is bumpin� and the music is loud
You�re really drunk and you�re looking sad
It�s like a date rape ad
Girl, then we start to dance and
Girl, baby this is romance
Girl, I�m starting to grow down below, shit, why did I
wear sweat pants
Girl, you�re bodies like what
conjunction junction, that�s a fine ass butt
I�m like a cashew in a lollipop, Just keeping suckin�
�til you get to the nut
And I said
Let�s rob an Asian kitchen, or stroll down the block
Either way girl, we�re taking a walk(wok) You�re gonna love me the way my uncle did
Except you�re not gonna to go to court for doin� it
Be a guillotine or my girl instead
Either way, I said you�re giving me head
I�m gonna love you the right way
Shawty with a body looking hotty when I say
Girl
When I say girl
We go into the bedroom, exchanging nervous laughter
Why�s it called dry humping if I always need a towel
after
You spread your naked legs and I see that wound that
never healed
Even though you�re yellin for me, I can tell your lips
are sealed
We�re both aware of my erection
You ask if I have protection
I say Well um no...I mean I tried to buy em once I was in
a convenient store my old baby sitter walked in I had
to hide them near the tic-tacs I was so embarrassed I
peed myself a little bit
Girl
Girl
Insert a euphemism
A sexy mental prism
Increase my pelvic rhythm
Fill you with my syllogism
I know your body and I know how to please ya
Don�t thank me, thank wikipedia
Guys don�t go down, well I am-
What the fuck is that, I should have brought my diagram
Ooh did you feel that, that was an educated guess
Ooh did you feel that, uh that one was a sneeze, my bad
High school party, senior year
None of that happened cause I wasn�t invited�hm
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